No. 2 in an occasional series. First issued 2020; resumed 2026, on account of summer continuing to happen. Everything printed by us, in-house, one river over.
NO. 001
The original, and still the entire argument. A soft, honest cotton tee carrying the wordmark that says what the Hamptons crowd says, about a better place. Wear it to the deck, the trail, a wedding if you believe in yourself.
NO. 002
For the serious summerer. Sleeves are a concession to lesser seasons; the Tank concedes nothing. Correct at every deck, dock, stoop, and above-ground pool within borough limits.
NO. 003
Because the season ends but the condition is permanent. Heavyweight, warm, and dignified — for September nights on the trail and for telling the truth about where you summer, all winter long.
The back pages
Twelve postcards for making everyone jealous that you get to summer in Conshy. Stamps not included; smugness is.
Buy the packThe roundel and the wordmark, die-cut and weatherproof. For water bottles, laptops, kayaks — anything that summers.
Buy stickersAdd it to any order at checkout: we wrap the shirt, handwrite your note, and mail it anywhere in America. Devastating.
Pick a shirt firstHow ordering works: every button opens a secure Stripe checkout — pick size and color there, add the gift option, pay with card, Apple Pay, or Google Pay. No account, no password. And no sales tax on clothing, because Pennsylvania also gets it.
Next season
The catalog grows as the summering deepens. Currently under rigorous porch testing:
No. 004 · forthcoming
For the beer run, the farmers market, and carrying exactly one very good hoagie.
No. 005 · forthcoming
Keeps the can cold on the deck. Sold in packs, because you have friends, and they also summer here.
No. 006 · forthcoming
A hat that says everything the shirt says, from higher up.
No. 007 · in dreams
No beach required. That has never stopped us before.
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