The Main Tee
$24 · 16 colors
The collection
Dress for the destination you deserve
Printed by us, in Conshy, since 2011.
The Tank
$22 · 6 colors
The Crewneck
$38 · for summer nights
The Postcard Pack
12 ways to make everyone jealous.
$10
Stickers
For laptops, water bottles, stop signs (don't).
$4
Buying for someone who deserves Conshy? : wrapped, with a handwritten card.
The gift service
Send someone Conshy.
Gift-wrapped shirt, handwritten card, mailed anywhere. Because the kindest thing you can tell someone is where you summer.
The joke, explained
What is Conshy?
Conshohocken, PA. One square mile, two bridges, several bars, zero beaches. You'd love it here. Most people do, eventually. Where to summer hardest:
Walk
Schuylkill River Trail
Our boardwalk. Flatter, greener, zero seagulls fighting you for fries.
Eat
Fayette Street, generally
Start at the bottom of the hill. Work up. Repeat until summered.
View
The bridge at dusk
The Matsonford Bridge does things at sunset that Malibu wishes it could.
Say hi
Send us a postcard
Questions, wholesale, fan mail, complaints about the bridge — all of it works.